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Pumpkin Pie On Sale [Friday 3 Dec 2010 at 11:18 am]
Owen
There was pumpkin pie on sale at the market. Fifty percent off after Thanksgiving. I'm not a penny pincher, so I don't care so much about the dollars.

It's the calories I'm excited by.

Fifty percent off 2000 calories is just 1000 calories. I can eat half a pie today and another half tomorrow. I can balance it out. I'll cut 1000 calories out of my diet by skipping all vegetables for a week. Easy!

Now I need a reward. Where's that eggnog?
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[User Picture]From: petzipellepingo
Friday 3 Dec 2010 at 06:41 pm (UTC)
I like your logic!
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[User Picture]From: zanthinegirl
Friday 3 Dec 2010 at 09:34 pm (UTC)
I can balance it out. I'll cut 1000 calories out of my diet by skipping all vegetables for a week. Easy!

Now I need a reward. Where's that eggnog?


LOL! But the eggnog is mine. Mine, I tell you!
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